Friday, August 21, 2009

Follow me !!!

Women are obsessed with the idea of neatness... where ever they go they have this urge to keep it clean... they can ‘t just imagine the idea of a dirty dish lying there in the sink... or a finished coffee mug on their living room teepoi... They even clean up the house they visit...But men are just the opposite... they don ‘t mind having a little mess around... a lot , for that matter of fact.... They just leave things where ever they want to leave it... inappropriately... of course.... They can rule the world... but can ‘t take care of their own dirty clothes, cups, plates or shoes.... Why??? You may ask.... Because....

a) That ‘ s how our mother trained us to be....
Women always complain about men not helping them or sharing their household works... what really happens is that mothers train their sons to be lazy scumbags.. the prince who will eventually turn out to be the king of some castle.. when wives brag about their husband ‘ s childish irresponsible behaviour, what they don ‘t realise is that they are also bringing up a male child exactly like that.... "My mother always took care of everything in our house.. I never saw my father even lifting a paper, washing his own clothes or cleaning his plate... why can ‘t you be more like her?".... The truth is men want someone exactly like their mother as their wife..who takes care of them, cleans up after them, treat them like they are the most precious thing in the world and everything and everyone is inferior to them... only difference is with their wives they can have sex and have kids... and make wife jokes to their buddies....

What they don ‘ t understand is that, women also want someone like their father... who treats them like princess... who will be there for them no matter what, who makes them feel special....

So before even thinking of wanting a nice girl who can be a good wife to you and a great asset to your family... just check if you can be atleast an above average husband and is able to understand the fact that your ‘s is not the only family on the planet.....

b) Women get sick at the sight of this carelessly lying around filthy things that which doesn ‘t even belong to them... It is in their DNA... they can ‘t stand it... a messy woman is considered to be a man trapped in a woman ‘s body.... it is supposed to come naturally to them....

c) Superwoman - Women always feel ... if something has to be done in the right, perfect way, they have to do it by themselves.. they have a way and a place for everything.. which according to them, no one will ever understand...

So where ever the men go within the circumference of their own house... the policy is FOLLOW ME!!! or else you will be the one who suffers....
Thats why most of the women do not allow men in the kitchen... Because the more time they spend in there, the more messy it is supposed to get...and ofcourse they are doing it on purpose... so that you won ‘ t ask them for any help or sharing the so called household chores from now on... who is to blamed?

The mothers who discriminates their own kids on the basis of gender...and raises their sons to be kings and the daughters to be the peasant.... the women who has a way for anything and everything.... and does not get satisfied with anything.... or the men.... who just take advantage of the situation.. and just act totally innocent and ignorant.....


So mothers... please don ‘ t allow your sons to grow up like this... it is not going to have a pretty ending....

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