This is what your significant other (s) is thinking, talking and feeling behind your backs....
(Wife Jokes copied and pasted from a website.....)
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1) My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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2) My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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3) A good wife always forgives her husband when she ‘ s wrong.
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4) After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn ‘ t notice."
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5) When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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6) I haven ‘ t spoken to my wife in 18 years - I don ‘ t like to interrupt her.
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7) A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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8) Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that.
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9) Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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10) A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
The father replied, "I don ‘ t know son, I ‘ m still paying."
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11) Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn ‘ t know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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12) Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late".
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13) A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : "You can have mine."
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14) A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I ‘ ve found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
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15) If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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16) I married Miss Right. I just didn ‘ t know her first name was Always.
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17) It ‘ s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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18) Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.
They ‘ ve experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free (if you know what I mean).
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First guy (proudly): "My wife ‘ s an angel!"
Second guy: "You ‘ re lucky, mine ‘ s still alive.
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The most effective way to remember your wife ‘ s birthday is to forget it once.
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Before marriage WIFE is a
Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment
After marriage WIFE becomes
Worries Invited For Ever
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Have fun......
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